I don't normally talk about the spam I get (most of it gets flagged and I never see it -- with the occasional "Welcome to this random website, joshdude7834" slipping through) but this has to be the lamest scam attempt I've seen in months. Or maybe they're all like this and I just don't know. Either way here it is:
From: GMAIL <CorporateOffice@gmail.com>
The stupidity... it hurts.